Geiger

Geiger is the grand wizard of Report This Post. Geiger has been active on the internet since the dark ages. Active in Something Awful forums and Weird Twitter.

Early Life
Geiger was born in 1985 presumably in Tampa, Florida. He was raised by an alcoholic father and his mother. Geiger has a brother who moved to the least black county of Kentucky. As a young child his father allowed him, and maybe forced him, to consume any media he wanted. Geiger watched movies like The Shining and The Thing at a young age. Geiger once walked in on his Mother giving his father a blowjob while he smoked a large blunt. He also had a pitbull growing up that was eventually shot by the police.

Career Outside Report This Post
Geiger has worked as a graphic designer, mostly for Craft Beer companies. He has also written a book, How to Make Extremely Damn Ass Good Artisan Sourdough Bread. Around this time he was a member of the podcast The Flour Hour. Geiger was laid off during the Covid-19 pandemic by his Trump loving boss and never really bothered to get another job. Please sign up for the Patreon

Personal Life
Geiger is married and has three children; an older daughter, younger daughter, and an infant boy. Geiger resides in Tampa, Florida. The family had a pet cat named Murray. Murray tragically and suddenly passed away May 10, 2021, he was around 4.5 years old. This created and awkward situation where he had to explain death to his children. Murray had two tails.

Personality
Geiger is a natural leader and an INFP. He is the top of the co-hosting duo. Geiger is not afraid to voice his opinion and often does. He has said the N-Word multiple times and is a fan of racism. He naturally is a Bernie Bro and supported him during the 2020 Democratic Primaries. Geiger is a fan of alcohol and has admitted to Drunk Driving multiple times. He is a fan of movies, specifically Bridesmaids. Geiger has taken the Red and Grill Pill.